jesus stop spraying the air freshener in the bathroom i cant smell your poop and also your poop doesnt make me violently ill like air freshener does
why get even when you can just be odd?
Broc cheese soup is the best thing ever.
the brilliant thing about being a woman is that I’m punished for both trusting and distrusting men!
I should magically know which man is going to harm me by having a brief conversation with him. if I trust Bad Men, then, well. I should’ve known.
if I don’t trust Nice Men though, I’m an utter bitch who deserves violence. don’t I know most men are good people?
I’m sayin doe….